What's breaking
- 01
Half-half chaos
Thin crust, extra jalapeño, no onion, stuffed edge — written in shorthand, read wrong, remade at full food cost.
- 02
Oven has no clock
A 12-inch and a stuffed garlic bread look the same on a spike. One burns. One is pale.
- 03
Delivery vs dine-in mix-up
A parcel ticket lands on a table runner. A dine-in pizza goes in a box. Peak Friday is a coin flip.










